I need to stop going to the gym

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They keep the TV channels on to ESPN and Fox News (booooo! They used to have it on CNN, and I liked it much better - but that's another story, for another post). During commercials, these channels play freaking infomercials non-stop. And I watch. And I get hooked. And I want, oh yes, mama want.

I want the damn hanging tomato plant garden hanger thing! I WANT the Ab Rocket (yeah!)!! I even want Dr. Frank's Pet Spray, and I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PET! Much less a pet that is in need of pain sprays.

I'm scared on two counts. 1) That I'm turning into my dad, and 2) That I'm so going to be broke by the time my gym membership runs out. But hey, at least I'll have homegrown tomatoes to fall back on.

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