What's your favorite corniest joke?

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Post it in the comments!

Mine is:

Q: Where do cantalopes send their kids for the summer?
A: John Cougar Mellencamp! (Melon Camp)

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Mine is:

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

hahahahahahahahahaha

Why don't monsters eat clowns?


Because they taste funny!!!!

A horse walks into a bar...
The bartender asked, "Hey, why the long face?"

ba-da-bum.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a knock-knock joke!

Annie, your joke is my best friend's fave joke too. LOL

Kind of a nerdlette joke...

A mushroom walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a beer and the bartender said no I’m not going to serve you. He asks the bartender a couple more times and the bartender says no I’m not going to serve you. Then the mushroom says “What’s the matter? I’m a fun guy!”. (fungi)..haha.

What did the baby corn say to the momma corn?
Where’s pop-corn.

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