My blog, my blog, my lovely lady blog. We had some problems. Alas! Woe is me. :) When I have time, I'll fart around with it to see what I can do. In the meantime, I'll leave you with an epiphany I had. A revelation of gigantic porportions that came to me in a dream.
I know what is up with Suri Cruise.
Basically, I had a dream. And Katie was institutionalized, like in a mental hospital maternity wing or something. And i was called in to help out with the kid. So i get there and katie is like, tore up, i'm telling you, to' up from the flo' up, tore up, you know. so they hand me the kid and it literally is like 8 inches long. and the baby is alive, and moving a little bit and it's just so teeny and i'm like, wth? and everyone is like, oh, she's so small cause she's a preemie. and i'm thinking, but isn't this kid like 5 months old now? what's going on? and they tell me she was like the size of a lima bean when she was born, so she's really grown a lot. ohh kay.
but then i figured it out - something just wasn't right - so i looked closer - and the baby was an animatronic object!!!! the folks at ILM (industrial light & magic) did some great mojo on making that baby. so then i go into katie's room in her ward and her bad taste (aside from agreeing to the TomKat sham) was blaring - she had posters of Ashlee Simpson up in her room. And so i'm looking around and i see these pictures of a baby with one side of it's face disfigured. like half of it is just scrunched down or something. but the face is all blurry, too. and not photoshopped blurry - but that's just how they came out in pictures. like there was a ghost on top of it or something.
then ashlee simpson comes into the room gushing about the animatronic baby and how cute it is. i'm thinking that this is the biggest sham of the century. huge.
anyway, that was my dream. and if you read this, i'm impressed cause it's an old blog entry that i've only just now updated with the dream. but then again, i'm sure i'll tell some of you about this particular entry cause i wanted to share this dream for a while. i had it on thursday night, august 31st, mind you, before the suri pics came out. wanted to blog about it, but unfortch, my blog was down. but now it's up. so here it is. or rather, there it was. my dream.
