So I don't know if I've blogged about this before, but since all our entries are kaputnik now, I'll rethink these thoughts that I am about to revisit - and rethink.
So I sometimes wish I had a computer strapped to my body.
Like, how cool would it be to think, oh dang, I need to make car reservations, and just go and do it. Or like, man, who is this lonelygirl15? Or more so - I often think of things that I want to blog about. Like, Oh Yeah! That'd be an awesome blog entry, awesome! And by the time I get to a computer, I've either a) forgotten what I was going to blog about, or b) when I start to write the entry, it doesn't match what I had in my sweet imagination. <<-- PARAGRAPH 3
So to spare you a tired, unoriginal, not-that-funny potential blog entry, I won't recap what I had in my head. I will, however, point you to a blog I discovered yesterday. It's pretty damn funny. It's John Mayer's blog. Yes, the dude who sings songs with such lame lyrics as "Your Body is a Wonderland" - I mean, really? But I gotta say, I love love love loved his first album - even the wonderland body song. Recently, we were in Atlanta and every other street is Peachtree this, Peachtree that (very original, I know) and I made the comment of "Wow, I feel as if I'm in a John Mayer song," and I don't think anyone got it. Oh well. That being said, his second album was good, too, but I don't know if I can get into John-Mayer-the-Artist-with-the-Long-Scraggly-Hair-Cause-It-Makes-My-Blues-Music-Sound-More-Real. BUT - I do love his sense of humor, and love that his blog is very topical. I mean, come on, making reference of Perez? And Trent? He's frickin' awesome. :) When I get my LINKS page back up, I'm gonna make a link for his blog. Then my blog-y will be a wonderland.
And yes, I know that there is such a thing as a Blackberry and I could have accomplished everything I wrote about in paragraph 3 (I clearly marked it up there). BUT, I'm lame, and can't really spend the money on a blackberry and service. I've got a kid now and he's taking up all my expendable income anyway. Dangit.
Is John Mayer Jessica Simpson's new loverboy?
Is it? I think so.
Get a Blackberry. Bill it to the office.
John says it's a sham, Jess says she's not in love, and Papa Joe says he's the only man in Jess' life. Ridic.
Apparently, Jess' PR team went to work cause some paparazzi took pics of John Mayer getting the morning paper at jess simpson's house wearing only his skivvies.
But now Bam Margera went on the Howard Stern show and said that he boinked Jessica at her parents house in April of '05, when she and Nick were very much still married.
John says it's a sham, Jess says she's not in love, and Papa Joe says he's the only man in Jess' life. Ridic.
Apparently, Jess' PR team went to work cause some paparazzi took pics of John Mayer getting the morning paper at jess simpson's house wearing only his skivvies.
But now Bam Margera went on the Howard Stern show and said that he boinked Jessica at her parents house in April of '05, when she and Nick were very much still married.